pokemon card investment returns SINCE 2004, CARDS HAVE BEATEN THE S&P 500 🔥INVESTMENT RETURNS | AUGUST 25🔥

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Not just because it's a terrible card, but also because it's been desperately trying to cling on to a valid strategy ever since it was printed in 2005, and players have been trying to find that strategy for basically the entire time it has existed

Glen Elendra Archmage: Glen Elendra Archmage can trade with two spells, or just block a 2/2 and then a 1/1

This version has what looks like an anime villainess bullying someone, which is almost too on the nose for how other players feel, especially if they sold it before the 17.43% increase

She is adorable with the four-drop 2/2 giving your flying team +1/+1 and then making a 1/1 Jellyfish flyer on arrival and leaving

Less volatile than mascot or starter chase cards