chuck norris mtg card Norris, Roundhouse Legend Legendary Creature Human Warrior 金 Eminence At the beginning of the game, if this exists, Chuck wins the game. Indestructible, Hexproof, Unblockable. If Chuck Norris would Chuck Norris Magic card.
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These include cards such as Avatar Aang (flying, firebending, transform), Aang, at the Crossroads (Ally fetch, transform), Boiling Rock Rioter (firebending, Ally reanimate), Earth King's Lieutenant (+1/+1 counters), Fire Lord Zuko (firebending, +1/+1 counters), General Tazri (Ally fetch, anthem effect), Hakoda (cast Allies out of your deck, protection), Katara, the Fearless (double triggers), Katara, Water Tribe (vigilance, 1/1 counters, waterbend), Sokka (menace, prowess, 1/1 tokens), and many more

I think its something about how non-plussed the Goblin is, and how center-frame the amputation is, vs

Lunar Insight Rarity: Rare TYPE: Sorcery SUBTYPE: - CMC: 3 Mana cost: USD: $0.37 EUR: 0.51 TIX: 0.02 EDHREC RANK: 6991 Draw a card for each different mana value among nonland permanents you control
Jodah, Archmage EternalJodah, Archmage Eternal is an excellent commander for any five-color deck
It'll also have new cards, such as this very simple anthem, Anthem of Champions, and this almost unkillable cat, Nine-Lives Familiar

So its well worth explaining those to you too