black dress plus size short Primavera Couture 14063 Homecoming Cocktail Sequin Prom Dresses Plus Size Black Mini Dresses

Shop the Trend: ZARA Wide-Leg Plush Trousers This look makes me want to listen to Heidi Montag's "I'll Do It"

With this dress, you'll be the center of attention at any homecoming event

Rhinestoned Everything Chances were very high that your 2000s prom dress featured extraneous rhinestones in some way

Alexa, play "24K Magic." The rich golden hue on this ultra-shimmery dress is a gorgeous alternative to bridal white, and you'll still feel like a million bucks

These are the only option in this list that is a true heritage product

As a notable example here, we can look at President Harry Truman who, believe it or not, was actually once a haberdasher before he eventually ascended to the Oval Office