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Description
Like most of this list, theyll look best in black or brown with a not-too-skinny pant, and can be dressed up (with a suit) or down (think vintage Carhartts) to your liking

Tiny ditsy prints

Mestiza New York Aurora Christina leopard-print slip dress, $425, Saks Fifth Ave Looking to cover a fuller bust or arms

"Why discussing the dress is not frivolous"

Size US Length Bust Waist S 4 43.3 29.1 28.3 M 6/8 43.7 30.7 29.9 L 10/12 44.1 33.1 32.3 XL 14 44.5 35.4 34.6

If you have a good set of speakers or headphones, crank this one up while listening to the lyrics below and make believe you're the FBI agent saving this "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" from that nest of bad guys
