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If you want to get a lot of attention, you can wear an inflatable baby costume

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Translation: you can basically wear it year-round and a zillion different ways

[19] [24] An example of a garment made from meat stitched together in the same way as the Lady Gaga meat dress was worn at the Slade School of Art postgraduate degree exhibition opening in London, England, in July 1979, when British performance artist Robert Connolly wore a two-piece suit made of slices of salami

They also have a rubber heel to keep you from slipping as you dance the night away

We get it, and we may have found your solution: an under-$300 gown that can be worn more ways than you can wrap your head around (or, at least, more than 10), and is being marketed as one-size-fits-all